Score: 10

"My Dream Game..."

submission: Upgrade Complete!

date: June 18, 2009

THIS. Is the game I have been waiting for ever since I was born :P

I am a dude that strangely finds upgrading stuff to be very addicting, satisfying and enjoyable. Upgrading, for me, is like a Sacred Compass, it keeps track of my progress, it keeps track of the ever rising power you get in a game :D
This game, quite personally speaking, deserves a perfect 10! This is a FRESH idea that takes upgrading to the very next level, making it completely integrated to the game itself. I mean, come ON, you need to UPGRADE to get a Save File, for example. That hardcore design is tight and is quite satisfying. I played through to the end, and had a bloody good time playing it ;)
Here waiting for Upgrade Complete 2.0! <3

Skeletal Review:

Graphics: 10 = I think that upgrading the graphics was the best idea ever, it's so satisfying to "remake" the same game over and over again, graphically speaking. I love game remakes as well lmao xD

Music: 9 = The music was quite good, don't get me wrong, but I'm just not a fan of THAT kind of music (However, the BATTLE music, was my favorite, THAT got a 10 xP). Perhaps in the sequel you could add an upgrade to have choosable music :)

Presentation: 10 = My favorite part... Alright, I'll start by saying that the INITIAL presentation was great, as in, crappy as hell, but not CHEAPLY crappy as hell, which means that you didn't choose the shortcut; Make a bad Power Point presentation, then upgrade from THERE x) No, you made a good crap to start with, then upgraded to a polished, professional-looking Menu with shiny features and good Title to boot (Only ONE tiny problem, the Title's upgrades were not differentiated enough in the later levels, no surprise there, it was quite epic already before the last upgrade)!

Hopes for Upgrade Complete 2.0!: OVER NINE THOUSAAAA- Ugh, that overrated joke is getting old, ehh? Stop using it, people, it's a classic, I know, but still :P
Ok, for real now, *ahem*, I will patiently and quietly await the hallowed moment that the sequel will touch virtual ground, and I will humbly review THAT one with great respect and high hopes, so please, The-EXP, do not let me, do not let us down :)
Crazy Fact: I also love EXP x3 (The RPG element, not necessarily the author lmao!)

Score: 9

"One of the good time-wasters 8D"

submission: Bunny Charm

date: May 18, 2009

THIS game is very good, it really doesn't miss anything except music, which is the why I didn't give this game a perfect 10. The three basic attributes that you have is a standard-issue thing to have in a time-waster, and it kicks it up a notch by being able to get points quicker by capturing FLAGS! Yay! However the truth is that without the niche about capturing flags to gain additional points, this game would be, frankly, quite bland (Man, another game to camp in, sheesh, zzZZzzZzz). The bunny hero (heroine, perhaps? I know that the hero's a dude, but it's not really specified) was well-made and his eye-patch actually added to the cuteness of a bunny. Now to the opposing dudes... The enemies are fairly varied in physical appearance and abilities, from what I played. The "Evil Fingers of Doom!" niche is also fresh, 'cause when was the last time we battled hands and the such? Quite a while I guess (not counting Floor/Wallmasters of The Legend of Zelda fame, those little bastards mumble mumble...). And I was delighted for the quality of the shooting sound and when you shoot and hit a wall with realistic sounds... It's cool, all in all ^_^ I also did not have any audio or video problems of this game, which I also liked. It would also be cool if you could do more varied terrain (you know, ice world, swamp, sky...), including that for each of those elemental or whatever arenas you wish to do, you could include a specific hazard (Ice World, you slide and the enemies as well.). The best time-waster I played (except that it doesn't have any music, woe is me...), next to Bubble Tanks OF COURSE!. Hope that helps you, 'cause I really want to see my ideas in action! lol just kidding... (But take them to heart if you wish to continue with this game ^^)

Score: 8

"C'mon dude :P"

submission: Pikmin: Reality Check

date: April 12, 2009

Don't forget that the timeline of Pikmin was when we were extinct/in space/whatever, so that wouldn't happen...
Or would it?! *dramatic music*
I thought for the VERY small memory size, it was a good video, with good animations, etc. But I must admit that the joke was somewhat predictable, but still well done! 8/10 Good job 8D

Score: 9

"HAHA-*continue to infinity*"

submission: $eG@

date: April 3, 2009

lol this was very funny, although mildly disturbing lol, the part about Sonic and Chris was really awkward to watch haha, but very funny, when Dr. Eggman says "PENIS!"you can see Sonic's look of sheer terror haha, it's crazy shit xD
But after that part he says "WHOA... That was... interesting" made me think, "holy shit does Sonic actually love Eggman?" I think Sonic's gay or AT LEAST acts the part lol xD.

Score: 10

"My God."

submission: Power Star 4

date: January 31, 2009

Dear Daniel Sun...

This was a truly awesome last episode to an awesome (but a little on the short side, though...) series. The fight scene was creative, the color of the flooring, etc. was great and spot-on and there were not any parts in which you didn't know where the hell you were looking at and stuff. The ending was incredibly shocking and considering that I love all the characters of the Mushroom Kingdom (1. Mario, 2. Luigi, 3. Peach), it was SERIOUSLY sad, I wish... I wish I had the capability to shed a tear... ONE. FUCKIN'. TEAR. But I cant'... I just can't because your sprite techniques are truly incredible, and it's not right to reduce the score simply because my favorite characters died in such a grotesque (but honestly stylish) way, especiall Peach... Damn Daniel Sun, what where you thinking about the Peach death scene? That...was honestly creepy, and I felt like if it bited into my very core... The emotion of the evil laugh... It was magnificent and downright blurry with evil, oozing out of it at every angle... I shall never again believe on Boos being cute. Ever. However, there are detractors that although they will not affect the score, it will very much stay in my mind for a GOOD time...

1) WHY BOOS? I still am not entirely convinced about the Boos being capable of being so...morbid and powerful, let alone possesing Mario :/
2) Isn't everyone supposed to feel (at the beginning pretty much) SUPER SHOCKED that MARIO is possesed? THE Mario, their freakin' hero for the billionth time?!? I can understand Luigi's non-shockness, considering he saw when Mario got possesed, so... But then... Basically, Luigi could have stopped him in the beginning before it got so much worse, and yet...he didn't... Emotionaly speaking, maybe. So maybe I already solved that on my own heheh ;)
3) In the VERY END, are you suggesting that Mario went to hell? Then that's just suckish, because I mean, even if they all DIED, they would go to Heaven, as in, ETERNAL HAPPYNESS AND PEACE AND FUN AND HOORAYNESS, except for poor Mario, who's in Hell, suffering for ALL Eternity with no POSSIBLE chance of rescue (that I know of, eh), always every day suffering his literal greatest fear/sin/blahblah. It was truly awesome, but it was dissapointing (positively speaking).
Daniel Sun, please, I hope you learn great things, and do great things. Take care, friend.

Score: 10

"AHA..."

submission: MGS 3: Crab Battle

date: December 31, 2008

SO THAT'S HOW BIG BOSS GOT THE EYE PATCH (If THAT Snake is not gonna be Big Boss, then sorry for the misunderstanding), thank you for sharing light on Snake's ultimate weakness! Hummm, then to pwn the present Snake and rule the world, all Liquid Ocelot had to do was make a Metal Gear Crab xD

Score: 10

"What tha..."

submission: Interactive Buddy v.1.01

date: December 31, 2008

shock-value, I gotta say something kinda important 'bout the little gadget (really awesome by the way :D), I think I found some sort of... bug. It's really weird, I can't do certain things, and all my previous things that SHOULD have been recorded have been erased, which made me raise my eyebrows even more. Can you snoop around the game to check if there's any problems? (If you CAN, 'cause I'm not exactly a whiz at those kinds of things.), thanks!

Score: 10

"Sweetness..."

submission: Punk-o-matic

date: December 30, 2008

This is an AWESOME music game that's about punk, and I recently found out just how awesome punk is! BUT back to the game, the musical quality is superb, I liked the game intro haha, the characters that play your songs are cute and likeable, and the numbers-are-musical-notes idea was pretty fresh and sweet. Evil-Dog, this is a masterpiece, a true classic of the bottomless ocean we call the internet, this, is, a, black, pearl (as in super awesome and rare). And I have NO idea if this is good, I made it liberally, so here goes:
----0-------------1----4-0----3---0--
-0--4-3-1---9-4-3---5-0-----6-00---0-
--123---5----------0------2-----3--1-
3-10-8-2---4-00--3-1---c---79-1---6--
3-02---1-2----3-10----------------0--
------a---3-3-4-2-0--9113-0---3-00a--
-6-1--4--4--5-01---a----5-2-30---
Hope you like it all! AND GOO PUNK YEAH!!!

Score: 10

"Holy cheese-crackers!"

submission: Numa Numa Dance

date: December 15, 2008

This is really funny! Ahahahaaha, so this is the famous Numa Numa Dance video! xD It's hilarious! And the webcam that you used, Gary, was crappy (no offense), it had a blocky resolution haha. But it was enough to display the antics that you made, hehe. But a question, Gary, why the HECK did ya want to fool yourself in the freakin' INTERNET (a.k.a, the world, pretty much)? HMMM? Like what the song said, you ARE brave, I salute you! xP
P.S. The song was kick-ass, and if I somehow find that song, I'm gonna get it haha.

Score: 10

"One word. WHOA."

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep 6

date: December 13, 2008

It was awesome, the whole dang episode. IT. IS. AWESOME. (Alvin-Earthworm, I salute you. Period.) 10 thumbs WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up! (In space)
The part when Mecha Sonic arrived and began fighting the Axem Rangers (X), it was horrid (In the good way), I couldn't believe the way HOW Mecha Sonic could KILL the silly/amusing Axem Rangers, it was so COLD... SO, DAMN, COLD. I literally felt GREAAT pity for the Axem Rangers, especially Green (D:), and Pink (That one was ugly, Alvin-Earthworm, ugly but delicious in the demented way.). And the poor Koopa Bros.!!! I know that just MAYYYYBEEEEE there's a chance that they survived (I'm just pulling a cable out of nowhere.), but it was sad, very sad.
P.S. Alvin Earthworm, all that I said are genuine feelings, a.k.a, Good Job on the episode. ^_^